• friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
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happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

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There are five sides to Tumblr

  • Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
  • Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
  • Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
  • Side four: porn.
  • Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
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the album release date has been changed to December 2014

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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craylittleliars:

Character development

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221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

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collarandbones:

Natasha Lyonne is on a roll right now.

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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actualpuppydelphine:

irrationalwitch:

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

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ayygron:

midnight-mindpalace:

there’s always that one fanfiction that deserves to be turned into a movie

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